Gambrinus

May enjoys bitters, suggests I try one. Perhaps I will join him at a pub later, says he.

I ask, do bitters come sans alcohol for race car drivers?

Blasphemy, exclaims May.

I think, the Church of England is strange.

Megalith

Can’t wrap head around Stonehenge. Could probably wrap a car around it.

Precipitation

Rain. Grip diminished, arms tired. Four seconds for the car and I need a warm bath. A limerick:

Dreary and wet is the rain
that causes me to aquaplane,
the car starts to slide
and then takes the turn wide,
so I do the lap over again.

Titanic

Jaguar XJ-S runs well on seawater.  Leaky though.

I have misplaced a glove.  Few stores underwater, must surface to acquire another.