Stig Thoughts

Gambrinus

The Stig — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:01:26 +0000

May enjoys bitters, suggests I try one. Perhaps I will join him at a pub later, says he.

I ask, do bitters come sans alcohol for race car drivers?

Blasphemy, exclaims May.

I think, the Church of England is strange.

The Stig — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:42:12 +0000

Can’t wrap head around Stonehenge. Could probably wrap a car around it.

The Stig — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:40:34 +0000

Rain. Grip diminished, arms tired. Four seconds for the car and I need a warm bath. A limerick:

Dreary and wet is the rain
that causes me to aquaplane,
the car starts to slide
and then takes the turn wide,
so I do the lap over again.

Black Stig — Sun, 26 Oct 2003 21:35:03 +0000

Jaguar XJ-S runs well on seawater. Leaky though.

I have misplaced a glove. Few stores underwater, must surface to acquire another.